Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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