69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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