uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize
