this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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