I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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