turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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