im gay
i know
yea but for you.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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