remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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