Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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