Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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