Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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