some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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