I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I could fuck to npr.
I have aggressive nipples.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've changed since you got that strap on
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize