And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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