What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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