physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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