i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Brb crying the tears of my youth
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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