After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
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Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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