Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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