I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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