There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
