She's JV to your varsity
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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