Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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