She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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