Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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