Sponge bath it is.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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