i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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