They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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