Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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