Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just gargled with NyQuil
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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