dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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