thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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