u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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