It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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