Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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