I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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