Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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