If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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