i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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