problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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