Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Enjoy the penises
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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