why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
We had to coat check the pizza.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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