dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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