One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
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Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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