Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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