If i come over, it means nothing
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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