Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Randomize