My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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