How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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