Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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