i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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