You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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