Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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