Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.